The Western States is an endurance run
It’s 100 miles in the sun, what fun!
First you go up
Then you go down
Then you get weighed
Pound for pound.
The course is quite dusty
And it is a bit long
But the scales are too many
And the scales are all wrong.
First you go up
Then you go down
Then you get weighed
Pound for pound.
The people are great
And the views are sublime
But the scales are too many
And they take too much time.
First you go up
Then you go down
And did I mention you get weighed
11 freakin’ times?
Tom Corris