Magnus Gluteus Maximus 50 km A 50 Km Run on the Bull Run Trail You must register for this event. Register Here Participants List Saturday, December 13, 2008 8:00 am Click for Bigger Version of Jeanne Christie's Fat Ass Flag

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	Magnus Gluteus Maximus is the VHTRC's annual "fat ass 50." In prior years, to be different (who us?), we used various languages--French, German, Italian, Vietnamese, Latin, Swedish, Jamaican Patios, New Guinea Pidgin, Chinese, Hawaiian an anagram from "Fat Ass Fifty K" that came out as "Fat Taffy Kiss," Thai, Ukrainian, and Japanese. A couple of years ago, we decided to pick one name and stick with it. So we choose Latin. If it's good enough for the Catholic church, it's good enough for us. The run will start at 8:00 am on Saturday, December 13, at Hemlock Overlook Regional Park. (This is the same starting point as Bull Run Run. Here is a map to help you find it.) This is an official Fat Ass run so there is no entry fee, no awards, and no wimps. There is some aid and some post event refreshments. It's an out and back course so you can do any distance you want. The official route is downstream from Hemlock to Fountainhead. Then you take the blue-blazed horse trail to the Do Loop, do the Do Loop, and back. We don't do the White Loop, and we don't go on the mountain bike trail. Register/RSVP: You must register for this event. To do so, go to the VHTRC Entry Form Page. On December 15, 2007, 125 people started the run and 82 finished. Here are the results from 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998, 1997 and 1996. List of Worldwide Fat Ass Events
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